These are a few I hate:
"...is thinking his fiance is the best fiance in all the land."
"...is going to a country concert and wishes Sarah could come..."
"...is working 14 hours today! But worst of all is how much he misses his love."
"...is spending the day with Annie. She's 18 today!"
Grow a pair and start acting like a man. I hate how boys have so much emotion these days.
"Oh, I love you."
"Don't say that, you hurt my feelings."
Freakin' stop crying and shut up.